Everybody Needs a Best Friend

[Verse 1]

My words are lazy

My thoughts are hazy

But this is one thing I'm sure of

Everybody needs a best friend

I'm happy I'm yours

[Verse 2]

You've got a double who brings you trouble

And though you're better without me

Everybody needs a best friend

I'm happy I'm yours

[Bridge]

A fool could see decidedly

That you're a 10 and I'm a 3

A royal breed is what you need

So how do you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

[Refrain]

You've got a head full

Of someone dreadful

But having someone adore you

Everybody needs a best friend

I'm happy I'm yours

[Bridge]

A fool could see decidedly

That you're a 10 and I'm a 3

A royal breed is what you need

So how do you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

[Refrain]

Oh, you've got a head full of someone dreadful

And yet alas, that someone adores you

Everybody needs a best friend

I'm happy I'm yours

[Outro]

I'm just a clown

And I'll bring you down

But you just don't care, cause your

Best friend is me