Three Steps to Sweet Revenge

[Verse 1]

No sir, you should've broken up with her long time before

It's your turn, she never liked you anyway, and was a whore

It's time for her to be hurt so much, so go find her

And let her know that you will not admit defeat

And behind her, simply place a wad of gum upon her seat

[Chorus 1]

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

And now she'll be embarrassed, 'cause she'll have gum on her butt

And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

[Verse 2]

You wonder if maybe that was not enough to get her back

She must earn the things that she deserves the most, you need to attack

So enter her house, and find her pantry while she is away

And grab her Oreos, replace the cream with mayonnaise

[Chorus 2]

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

And now she'll eat that mayonnaise, and it will be all gross

And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

[Bridge]

She needs to pay, you need, you need

Some better means to make her sorry

Should you ever start to think straight

You could start a fire and burn her house down

Yeah! Go grab a match, and an old rusty knife

Once you do that, kill her dad and his wife

[Refrain]

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

[Chorus 3]

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

That's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah

And now she's homeless on the street, and her parents are dead

And that's how you get back at your ex-girlfriend, woah