Chapter 1 (LoaFSE)

(Chapter 1: 2069 I was born you fat faggot)

Hi, my name is Failed-Abortion and I was born in 2069. My last name is Diabetes, and my middle name is With!

So my full name is-

Failed-Abortion With Diabetes!

I go to SuckMyDickI'mSoHornyGayGay High!

In the dressing rooms Sammy and Lammy suck my nipples drooping from my moobs.

My favourite show is Naked & Afraid, I like seeing naked men *Licks lips sexually*

I am friends with Tyler, the Creator cause he shows me how to suck!

My favourite song is that Logic song where he says he'd suck a dick! *Yummy sounds*

My favourite game is Nazi Hentai 2085!

I won the award of best dad for hide and seek!

I haven't found him in 13 years!

My whole life, I've wanted to go on adventures to that green hill from Sonic; the levels in Mario; the strip club in GTA 5; the KKK. Wait, scratch that one.