Jon Lovitz (Fantasy Booking Yarn)

[Hook]

Come do a show in heaven

Come do a show on the fucking moon

Book you a show in heaven

Book you a show on the fucking moon

[Verse]

How 'bout one mil for a guarantee

It's pretty low, I know it's embarrassing

You got thousands of fans here

We did some polling and we counted them last year

The venue requests right next to you

You'll stay at the guest house it's connected to

We want you here hella bad

We painted your logo on our helipad

We listen so we know how you travel sir

Fire up your helicopter flux capacitor

We'll give you a hundred percent upfront

After sound check you won't have to get up once

And you can bring all the merch you got

Vinyl, CDs, stickers, shirts and socks

We know lugging tote bags hurts a lot

So we'll buy up the remains plus purchase the box

And we'll pay you in gold doubloons

Our ten-piece house band knows all your tunes

Plus we bought all the shit you use

And if you wanna you can take it with you when you cruise

We bought the rights to your mini-doc

Showing it on a screen a large as a city block

We bought some advertising in the weekly too

Enough to get a feature and a sweet review

Our pre-sale numbers are in the thousands

Which is pretty funny we haven't even announced it

So once you've approved and the money shifts

You and your band on the moon June 25th

[Skit]

"Oh that's your -- that's your wedding anniversary?

Oh, damn, I guess we'll have to uh, get up with you next time

Don't call us, we'll call you"

[Hook]

Book you a show in heaven

Book you a show on the fucking moon

Come do a show in heaven

Come do a show on the fucking moon