Be Our Guest

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight

And now we invite you to relax

Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: your dinner!

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And a dinner here is never, never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Go on, take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest, be our guest

Be our guest