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Paul Weller – Call Me No. 5 (2002) | Track profile | Dork

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Paul Weller
Illumination
Call Me No. 5

TRACK

Call Me No. 5

Release date: 15th September 2002

From Illumination

Track 11

3:28

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"Call Me No. 5" is a track by Paul Weller, from the album Illumination, released 15th September 2002. The track is 3:28 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 4 articles about Paul Weller.

About the Artist

Paul Weller

Paul Weller

Lyrics

Call Me No. 5

I dreamt I was falling
I never woke up
I dreamt of a warning
A yellow buttercup

I dreamt of an old flame
Smoking cigarettes she was
Dancing in a night club
With some other men

I was holding up a drugstore
My gun was soaking wet
From the barrel I was trapped in
That went tumbling over the edge

You can call me number 5
Please please my my
Call me number 5
Call me number 5
That's why I'm still alive

The barrel cracked up open
I was swimming for my breath
I knew I wouldn't make it
She watched me catch my death

So I switched on the TV
Saw me reading out the news
Another story of a plane crash
Another story of bad news

The TV cracked up open
My baby boy came out
I was looking at my new wife
I ain't writing home about

You can call me number 5
Please please my my
That's why I'am still alive

I boxed around a sliver ring
With blood stains on my face
I cut the dog with yellow teeth
And drove his car away

You can call me number 5
Please please my my
Call me number 5
Call me number 5
That's why I'm still alive

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Track details

From Illumination

3:282002

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Album

16th September 2002

Track number

11

Release year

2002

1Going Places
3:34
2A Bullet For Everyone
4:11
3Leafy Mysteries
3:07
4It’s Written In The Stars

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3:11

5Who Brings Joy

6Now The Night Is Here

7Spring (At Last)

10All Good Books

11Call Me No. 5

3:28

12Standing Out In The Universe

14Horseshoe Drama

15Push Button, Automatic

—Going Places

Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Kelly Jones
Composer: Kelly Jones, Paul Weller
Vocals: Kelly Jones