Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord To Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania In 2002

[Verse 1]

The last time I stole my father's keys

I couldn't have been older than nineteen

I hightailed his car from New Jersey to Willow Grove

[Chorus]

And you could not see their street signs through the smoke

[Verse 2]

Between the dumpster diving, vandalizing

Suburban streets and disturbing the peace

Everything we passed, we smashed

It was broken pavement and shattered glass

[Chorus]

And you could not read the street signs through the smoke

Just afterthoughts passing all of the laws we broke

[Verse 3]

Considered violent and reckless by North Philly detectives

We occupied the space where we'd never have a thing to lose

Between the bong rips and knife hits

Protestant booze, stick-and-poke tattoos

We were just over-privileged youth seeking something to do

[Chorus]

And I could not see my street sign through the smoke

Just an afterthought rushing past all the laws we broke

[Outro]

When the morning came, I woke up in bed back at home