Sex Tapes

[Intro]

Here's lookin' at you, kid

It was gonna leak eventually, so eventually it did

And bad news travels fast I think

In minutes half the country will be stiff, stiff inside their pants

[Refrain]

All the editors are hard, all the journalists are wet

All the boys are jerking off in private on the internet

[Verse 1]

The manager is sweating

The parents smoking cigarettes

And it doesn't matter if the vision flatters

It's the nudity, and that much is understood

(And that much is understood, that much is understood)

And it better be

It fucking better be

It better be good

[Chorus]

Cause she looks hungry on that tape

Yeah, she looks so fine in the limelight

In the sickly green she might have been

A girl I know, a place I've seen

[Refrain]

Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet

And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet

Now all the editors are hard, and all the journalists are wet

And all the boys are jerking off in private on the internet

[Verse 2]

Between the sweat and the silhouette

Between the drink and the regret

Have your fill, but don't forget...

Everyone's naked

Somewhere on the in-ter-net

Somewhere on the in-ter-net

The Jonas generation's got rings wrapped 'round their dicks

The whole world waits with patience for one them boys to slip

[Bridge]

Reflected, directed, by one simple fact

Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

Reflected, directed, by one simple fact

Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

Be careful what you're looking at because it might be looking back

[Chorus]

In the sickly green she might have been

A girl I know, a place I've seen

In the sickly green she might have been

A fantasy that I foreseen

[Verse 3]

Yeah!

Get if off, get it off online

Get it off, get if off, get it off online

[Chorus]

Innocently green she might have been

A girl I know or a place I've seen

A girl I know or a place I've seen