Tie Me to the Length of That

Trials and tribulations

[Verse 1]

When I was born, the doctor didn't like me

He grabbed my ankles, held me like a turkey

Dear Mummy, why'd you let him hit me?

This was wrong, I knew you didn't love me

[Verse 2]

There is selection, many shapes and sizes

Variety fondling surprises

The syllables, they trigger happy opposites

Encountering those devious devices

Satisfying all that you are craving

Considering life is now worth saving

Tie me to the length of that

[Chorus]

Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that

You’ll be sorry you don’t love me

Something is happening to my body

Nature is those little bits and pieces

[Chorus]

[Verse 1]

I keep these feelings deep inside my body

It's not the union both of us expected

Remember daddy when you made him hold me

Safe in his arms, then the bastard dropped me

Ooh, ahh, pretty, pretty baby

Pretty baby, baby, baby boo-hoo...

Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that

Considering life is now worth saving

Stupid drunk

You’ll be sorry you don’t love me

Pretty baby, pretty, pretty baby

Pretty baby, pretty, pretty baby

Ooh, ahh

What a lovely little baby

[Verse 2]

[Chorus]

Until the end