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Quasi – Alice the Goon (2010) | Track profile | Dork

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Quasi
When the Going Gets Dark
Alice the Goon

TRACK

Alice the Goon

Release date: 2010

From When the Going Gets Dark

About This Track

"Alice the Goon" is a track by Quasi, from the album When the Going Gets Dark, released 2010. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Quasi

Quasi

Lyrics

Alice the Goon

Electric eel

Swimming through the seas of the unreal

Trying to land a deal for you to reinvent the wheel

Electric eel

Electric eye

Pull the plug, watch him die

I did not even cry, I guess you know the reasons why

Electric eye

Was I supposed to go down with the ship?

I was not the captain, it was not my trip

Sailing to the moon with Aliice the goon

Oh yeah!

I'm Popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can!

Oh maybe you got it, take it away

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Track details

From When the Going Gets Dark

2010

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Album

When the Going Gets Dark

Release year

2010

—Beyond the Sky
—Death Culture Blues
—I Don't Know You Anymore
—Alice the Goon
—Invisible Star
—Merry Xmas
—Poverty Sucks
—Peace and Love
—The Rhino
—When the Going Gets Dark

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