Bar-B-Cutie Klux Clamsauce

I got no place to hide

I got an empty room

But no lock on the door

Ariel sings Alecia

R. Stevie sings Alisa

We'll try to get you a hard copy

Of Alka Seltzer

That's not funny, that's sick

You make me very uncomfortable

I know

You make me very uncomfortable

That's good

You make me very uncomfortable

I try to

You make me very uncomfortable

That's right

You make me nauseous

Too bad

You make me vomit

I'm glad

But no lock on the door

Sing for me honey

Sing for me baby

Shooting a TV commercial

About trashing a televsion set

To let

Toilet

Wait wait wait wait

Your are real

I know I know

We are real

Passport asshole

Wait wait wait

I wasn't supposed to say that

Airport hassle

Passport asshole

Hypermessy in piper's pussy

Cyber fess-up Barney Kessel

I know I know

More elegant thhan television

Keeping Iceland warm since 1926

I wasn't gonna say that

Winnie the Pooh and you

Frown at me

It's a giraffe

Blow up the helium balloon

Blow up

Burn down the mission

Tortoise and the hare

On the back of your neck

It's a giraffe

Nashville

Ku klux clam chowder

Catch us if you can

Computer spunkfest

Tear the roof off your mouth

Umm, that sounds good

Your ugly face smells nice

UK riot act

Now see?

At least I'm not that big

Not yet anyweight

Where do you see that?

My music is that powerful these days

Fuck's sake

How come you're not reading all this, as I go down?

You're not reading it either

You're just making shit up

That's not fair

I'm going down on you

Hmm, that shouldn't have happened

Don't put it on me, man

Don't put it on me, babe no