Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab (SKIT)

[Spoken Word]

Hear ye, hear ye

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, or niggas and niggerettes

This is V-O-B-R, Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab

Where those who served, now get served

Our amenities are top tier

We have gold wheelchairs, orthopedic tins

Oatmeal cookies and soy milk

Wave caps, artisanal sour diesel

Hologram portraits of our favorite hip-hop legends

Exclusive Wu-Tang unrelеased vinyl

You can get your pop off on, on one of our lustrous watеr beds

In one of our exclusive 1988 suites

Today's matinee will be Scarface

Along with an evening viewing of Boomerang

After which the last movie of the night will be Aliens

Please enjoy your stay at V-O-B-R, Veterans Only Billionaire Rehab

Where those who served, now get served

Thank you for your service, legends