Vanilla Sex

Don't ever take away from me my pornography

Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene

I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

Don't ever try to take away from me and my right to privacy

Because what I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position

I hope that you get bored to death

There's no way in hell I'm going through life havin' vanilla sex

The government is tryin' to get in your bedroom

Better lock your door and close your shades

Because there could be someone watching you today

Why do try to make things illegal?

Why do we have to be twenty-one?

You're so afraid that people are havin' way too much fun, ya know

Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?

Why do you wanna know how I screw?

It seems to me you've got nothing better to do