Relax, Enjoy Yourself

[LORD]

When I'm feeling down

Worried about every little thing

I take a look around

And this is what I say:

Relax, enjoy yourself

It's only a glorious game

There's fruit trees growin' in an open field

And wild roses bloomin' down a country lane

Look around, old chum

Slow it down, old chum

For you never will succeed

You never will succeed

Relax, enjoy yourself

It's all just a wonderful game

There are rivers and forests, and mountains high

There's the deep green ocean and the pale blue sky

Let it go, and then

You will know, old friend

That you never will succeed

You never will succeed

[DEVIL]

Oh no. Look, I uh--

[LORD]

Relax, enjoy yourself

It's all just a wonderful game

There are rivers and forests, and mountains high

There's the deep green ocean and the pale blue sky

Let it go, and then

You will know, old friend

That you never will succeed

You never will succeed

[ANGEL CHILD]

It must be very trying to be bad all the time

Vicious and cruel and mean

When there's so much beauty

All round us to be seen

And so very little time in which to see it all

And feel it all

So little time

Perhaps when you were little

No one held you in their arms

And told you that they loved you very much

Perhaps you were embittered

By your fall from Grace

[DEVIL]

How long have you been dead?

[ANGEL CHILD]

Two Months

[DEVIL]

Do you miss your friends?

[ANGEL CHILD]

Yes, I miss them

I've tried to make friends here, but it's hard

[DEVIL]

You were a good girl

Cut down in your pride

[ANGEL CHILD]

Yes

[DEVIL]

The man who shot you in the head

In that Burger King in Tucson

Well, he never will be punished, you know

He will move to Big Pine, California

Become the richest man in Mono County

While that may not be much, it's enough

When he dies

Sixty-five years from today

With his loved ones all around him

He'll be whisked right up to heaven

He won't pass go or have to wait

He'll just march right through the God-damned gate

And why

You may ask yourself why

For thousands and thousands of years

I have asked myself why

[LORD]

Faith

Contrition

Sincere contrition

Confession

Sincere confession

[ANGELS]

Yes Lord. Yes Lord

[LORD]

Redemption

Absolution

[LORD & ANGELS]

Those who seek Me shall find Me

[LORD]

In the case of this man

Predestination

[LORD & ANGELS]

My ways are mysterious

Sometimes even to myself

My ways are mysterious

[DEVIL]

Relax, old chum, relax

It's only a glorious game that we're playing

And in a few more years

When I move up here

Things will never be the same

Same. Give it to me

Same. Give it to me. Thank you

Same