Testin', one, two, one, two
How's my levels, is that coming out okay?
Can you hear me?
Hang on
Yeah
Ladies and gentleman, hello
Oi,
What do you get if you take a Welsh boy?
Mix in some lunacy, mix in some noise
Mix in affliction with music addiction, conviction, and friction
And leave it to boil
Ren
But don't overcook me, please
Serve me with a fine wine and a cheddar cheese
'Cause I'll immature with age and I don't deep freeze
'Cause I'll melt your freezer with the fire that I preach
Deep
I speak metaphors in my sleep
Soliloquies and solitude, my mind on the beat
Neat, I repeat words, retweet
I said, "Neat, I repeat words retweet"
Heat!
I taste pretty girls 'til I'm weak
I was talking to this one girl just last week
She said "Ren, ah, you're so tongue in cheek"
But it was hard to hear her talk with my tongue in her cheek
HA–lf animal and cannibal
I'm flammable it's tangible
My casual yet radical grammatical mind is
Practical, impactful and really quite supernatural
Detachable from my skull, sock it in my spine
"Insane, is he possessed by a monster?
Hunchback-of-Notre-Dame-type posture
Clasping his hands like a rapist lobster"
Talk like Tony Montana, mobster
Say hello to my little friend once again
I've got more lines than a cocaine den
"Ren, I say it once again if you forget
Ren, fill your lungs up like a cigarette"
Haha, the kiddie with the wordplay fetish
Alliteration of the lines I lushed like lettuce
I live my life with love and light illuminate like lightning
The liberation leader with linguistics of a lion
You know it's all just fun and games, yeah, honey
You got me smiling like there's something funny
This music soothes my soul like melted honey
And I love it again
Yes, I sink emcees like battleships plundered
Twist words like Tony Hawk's 900
Post that quote on tumblr
Re-blog that quote if you want to, love
'Cause Imma bring the love, Imma sing the love
Half chav half hippie, I'm a chippy love
And I was raised in the country not the city, bruv
So I'm stabbing up cheese, never people, blood
Because we need some love, we need it like a drug
And even if you're feeling minging like an ugly pug
You deserve a hug
'Cause man believe me, yes you're brilliant
I shake the scene like Shakespeare, now they call me William
I'm killing them all over every border, the Meridian
I'm giving them my idioms so hard that then I really am
I'm purer than Bolivian
I'm deeper than amphibians
A dippy lippy pretty-looking hippie village idiot, uh
You know it's all just fun and games, yeah, honey
You got me smiling like there's something funny
This music soothes my soul like melted honey and I love it
Ye-e-e-e-eah
Remember in the 90s people used to sing rap
Well imma try to bring that right back
Sean Paul taught me how to be
And Shaggy told to tell them it wasn't me (it wasn't me)
But I saw you on the CCTV (it wasn't me)
Breaking into Toys-R-Us last week (it wasn't me)
You were dressed like a ninja sheep
And using Furbys like bowling balls, seriously?
"You're insane Ren", no I'm not, "yes you are!"
"You're talking to yourself, you're a mother-flicking nutter"
"You're losing the plot more than Quantum of Solace"
That film's seriously really quite bollocks
James Bond type reflexes
Shaken not stirred when I'm mixing up my letters
GoldenEye fixed on the Thunderball, check this
Diamonds are forever, so I eat them for breakfast
Live another day, but tomorrow never dies
I live and let die, but you only live twice
For your eyes only, see it through your eyeballs
And I fell off the Moonraker Skyfall
You've got to know, I've got the flow, I'm Doctor No
With the license to kill, the man with the golden gun type skill
Octopussy means 8 girls; that's ill
Goldfinger? Nah, golden tongue
And I'm sending this message from Russia with love
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
I went to Casino Royale; the world is not enough
Hahah
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