Young and Hot

[Verse 1]

Yeah I'm hot like I get respect from rednecks

And, the Queen but she hasn't said yet

My best bet is to pump your headsets

With sounds that members of Parliament never said fresh

I rhyme with Tiger man I reckon I'll be sicker then

Spittin' frees 'til my teeth run out of fixer then

Or else I'll end up, like all these slobby British men

Watching Emmerdale with their wifey's in the kitchen then

Yeah, I'm six in a max, sorting six with the facts

No fiction on tracks, it's not image I like

[Verse 2]

Yeah, look

I'm young and I'm hot

That's in a talent in sense

When it comes to getting girls I'm surely an embarrassment

I'm super bad but I'm surely not as bad as them

I'll probably get a girl when Jackie Chan regains a talisman

(So what have I got?)

Frankly I'm not fussed

I'm a lot trust more ammunition than Hot Fuzz

I'll mail this to your wife when the job done

Has everybody got one? Nah no bus pass

(In this day and age)

I'm afraid to say it's like when you're breathing air

You're being made to pay

Hey brother inflation is the latest craze

Refuse to work but watch your fortunes fade away

I'll put this in a sentence you can manage: I'm like

Half your age have I've got like, treble your talent

I've the fullest of balance of half-flow half-wits

Sound over dope when I spit but I don't meddle in mallets

I'm all here to go so let me clear my throat

I will appear at shows so 'llow my rear to blow

I'm young and I'm hot!

I'm out-foxing them all I need in life is

Girls, beer and oxygen

That's what Stig said and he's got a box of them

He'll stop drinking when I start supporting Tottenham

"Hi guys I'm Jordan!

"I poured 'em according to few I ignore them

"If there's a box for sick I tick it like a Warden

"I'm the reason you've got a shortened performance

"Look it's not important"

(The fact is)

I went where the rap is and I didn't have a clue what a tax is

Plus I'll always have the temptation

To put all this aside and insult your mum's mattress

Nah, I'll keep it natural, and in actual fact

My style of rap is factual so that's cool and that's cool

I never once thought to pay attention

I wrote this rap in a detention (lush)

Even when I'm holding my breath man I'm overly fresh

So hot on your sets I'll leave a hole in a deck

[Verse 3]

I'm young and I'm hot

You're not there bruv your rhyme's more predictable

Than Phil Mitchell's haircut

In life you are better prepared but

Your mum's got more rolls than a snare drum

Rizzle

On the tune I'm a fracture

They'll demolish you and you iPods in corettatter

Turn the British to a fracture

Keep track of this track 'cause I'm soon to be your master

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