National Treasure

[Verse 1]

The car's always there at nine

Though he's never out on time

Night after night, line after line

He'll be fine, I suppose

The famous Mr. Jones

[Verse 2]

He really should relax

He's due a heart attack

Though there's no heart to attack

Is it an act? No one knows

The naughty Mr. Jones

[Chorus]

In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever

Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever

We all know that you know you're a national treasure

Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R

[Verse 3]

He's careful with his weight

Pushes food around the plate

He could never pass as straight

Ask his mates how it goes

The careful Mr. Jones

[Verse 4]

Even his mother thinks he's odd

He hasn't got a proper job

But he says neither did God

And he's the Lord

As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones

[Chorus]

In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever

Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever

We all know that you know you're a national treasure

Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R

In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever

Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever

We all know that you know you're a national treasure

Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever

[Bridge]

The moral of this tale

Is when everything's for sale

Good men seldom prevail, they all fail

As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones