Keep the Customer Satisfied

Gee but it's great to be back home

Home is where I want to be

I've been on the road so long my friend

And if you came along

I know you couldn't disagree

It's the same old story

Everywhere I go

I get slandered

Libeled

I hear words I never heard

In the Bible

And I'm on step ahead of the shoe shine

Two steps away from the county line

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied

Deputy Sheriff said to me

Tell me what you come here for, boy

You better get your bags and flee

You're in trouble boy

And you're heading into more

It's the same old story

Everywhere I go

I get slandered

Libeled

I hear words I never heard

In the Bible

And I'm on step ahead of the shoe shine

Two steps away from the county line

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied