ur not an asshole

Your apartment doesn't smell like shit
Texted me back within a minute
You meet the height limit, above 26
You're taking initiative
Making our plans, asked me 'bout myself
A down-to-earth man, not scared to ask for help
You know what you drink and tip the bartender well
No closet with skeletons

I must be out of my mind
'Cause you're not on it

I asked for a good thing, I guess that's what I got
And if there's a bad bone, don't think that you have one
But you're not an asshole, and I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just what I want

I guess that's just what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just what I want

I miss the guy who made it about him
That LA Jesus with a drug problem
The infinite jest of making me feel dumb
Loved how he was keeping me on my toes 'round his ego
Never knew what we were, something only he knows
Here you are, saying how you're ready for real love
Well

I asked for a good thing, I guess that's what I got
And if there's a bad bone, don't think that you have one
But you're not an asshole, and I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just

What I've been dating since I was 21
Can't get it in my head or out of my system
That you're not an asshole, and I guess that's what I want
An asshole
I guess that's just what I'm used to

Ooh-ooh-ooh
I guess that's just what I'm used to
Ooh, yeah

I asked for a good thing
I guess that's what I got
If there's a bad bone
I don't think that you have one
Can't get it in my head
Or out of my system
But you're not an asshole, and I guess that's what I want
I guess that's just what I'm used to