Hands Up Robert

Break the ice, crack a joke

Get some air, have a smoke

Just buy time

From farther away, they're alright

Maybe they won't talk much tonight

Not likely

If I run, will they find me?

Float on down the Mississippi

Hit the Gulf and I'm home free

Get your hands up robber

Get your hands up robber

You blew your own cover

Never mix your lovers

Crack an egg, eat the yolk

Why don't we all make up and go home

Cross boundaries

No need to be unfriendly

We'll talk it over in the morning

I make the best French toast

Get your hands up robber

Get your hands up robber

You blew your own cover

Never mix your lovers

Get your hands up robber

Get your hands up robber

How'd you say you know her?

Not this time, little robber

And you wear all the right suits

And your hair's in the right 'dos now

But you're not gonna win sir

Oh no, you're not gonna win sir

Because you act like a criminal

You steal hearts like a criminal

You know

Get your hands up robber

Get your hands up robber

You blew your own cover

Never mix your lovers

Get your hands up robber

Get your hands up robber

If only you were smarter

You can't help it, robber