Jake from State Farm

[Chorus]

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore

If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half-price love

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

[Verse 1]

Why you always sound so formal on the phone?

Talkin' kinda low, like you're not alone

Guessin' she's around you

Puttin' on her clothes, wonder if she knows

[Pre-Chorus]

Every night you're in the kitchen

When she thinks you're doing dishes

But she's growing a suspicion

'Cause they're still in the sink

Every mornin' when she questions it

You get out of confessin'

'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me

[Chorus]

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)

I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)

If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half-price love

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

[Verse 2]

Don't have any khakis or a collared shirt

No, I've never worked in customer support

I'll never do your taxes, and I'm pretty sure that I sound like a girl

[Pre-Chorus]

Every night you're in the kitchen

When she thinks you're doing dishes

But she's growing a suspicion

'Cause they're still in the sink

Every mornin' when she questions it

You get out of confessin'

'Cause you never ever mention you were talkin' to me

[Chorus]

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm (Ooh)

I don't want to be your eight-hundred call anymore (Ooh)

If you're wanting my insurance, then you gotta earn it

I don't want no half-price love

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

And break someone's heart

[Post-Chorus]

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

I don't wanna be

(I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm)

I don't want to be your Jake from State Farm

(I don't want to be your eight-hundred call)

I don't wanna be