Marry Christmas

[Chorus]

If I could marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas

Then I would never shed a tear

I'd never have to miss it

Eleven months of every year

If I could marry Christmas

Then I would never lose my cheer

You'd give me lots of presents

For every month of every year

[Verse 1]

My Christmas would be here with the diamond

Down on one knee

Under the mistletoe, I'd say, "I do, baby"

Fourteen carrots for the reindeer

Eighteen carats on my finger

Pumpkin pie for every dinner

Oh, wouldn't it bе nice?

[Chorus]

If I could marry Christmas

Then I would nevеr shed a tear

I'd never have to miss it

Eleven months of every year

My Christmas would be here

The house would be jolly

A real snow-globe scene

We'd leave the Christmas lights up

'Til next century

[Verse 2]

A Barbie doll for little Johnny

One toy car will go to Molly

Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah

Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

[Chorus]

If I could marry Christmas

Then I would never shed a tear

I'd never have to miss it

Eleven months of every year

If I could marry Christmas

Then I would never lose my cheer

You'd give me lots of presents

For every month of every year

[Bridge]

My Christmas would be here

My Christmas would be here

If I could marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas

Marry Christmas, marry Christmas

I would, I would