S.A.M.S.P.A.R.R.O.

The name is S.A.M.S.P.A. double R.O.-jazam

And I grew up into a man from a baby in a pram

I've got a lot to say, I've got a lot to do

And hopefully very soon I'll be in a town near you

We can party all night, I'll entertain the crowd

If you're anything like me you like to hear it loud

I said Jamaica, Japan, and all around

Just dip your chubby cheeks to my funky sound

The future, I've seen it, I know what its like

And so you better listen up, when I'm kissing the mic

There's lots of robots, machine guns, no air to breathe

So make sure you've got an oxygen tank up your sleeve

The S is for Sexy and the A is for Aggressive

The M is for Music at which I'm quite impressive

The other S is for Seductive and the P for Peaceful

The A is for 'Allo because it's nice to meet you

The reason there's two Rs because I'm twice as rude

And the O for Oh my God I'll put you in the mood

No, no don't wanna be a hipster but a big star

And I wanna see my name tattooed where your tits are

So if you get bored listening to the grey kid

Be prepared to be blown away by a gay kid

Oh shit!

What's your name again, man?

Oh shit!

Do you drive a blue van?

Oh shit!

Haven't I seen you before?

Oh shit!

Making people look stupid on the dance floor?

Party all night

Just party all night

Now baby party all night

Just just party all night [x4]