A Bar Song (Tipsy)

My baby want a Birkin
She's been tellin' me all night long
Gasoline and groceries
The list goes on and on
This 9 to 5 ain't workin'
Why the hell do I work so hard?
I can't worry 'bout my problems
I can't take'em when I'm gone (take 'em when I'm gone)

(One), here comes the two (two)
To the three to the four (three to the four)
Tell'em bring another out
We need plenty more
Two steppin' on the table
She don't need a dance-floor
Oh my, good Lord

Someone pour me up
A double shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniels
We got a history
There's a party downtown near Fifth Street
Everybody's at the bar (Everybody at the bar)
Everybody's at the bar gettin' tipsy

I've been Boozey since I've left
I ain't changin' for a check
Tell my mum I ain't forget (oh, Lord)
I've been drunk since 10AM
We gon' do this all again
Tell your girl to bring a friend (oh, why)

Here comes the two
To the three to the four (three to the four)
Tell'em bring another out
We need plenty more
Two steppin' on the table
She don't need a dance-floor
Oh my, good Lord

Someone pour me up (ooh-ooh oh-ah)
A double shot of whiskey (ooh-ooh oh-ah)
They know me and Jack Daniels
We've got a history (we go way back)
There's a party downtown
On Fifth Street (oh, baby let's go)
Everybody's at the bar (Everybody at the bar)
Everybody's at the bar gettin' tipsy

All right, y'all
Lets break it down
It's Saturday night
And I'm feeling alright
But before we hit the dance-floor
Why don't we do a round of shots?
Hey bartender?
Can I have one shot?
It's a wonderful world, baby
Let's make it a double shot!
We're having a party
Let's make it a triple shot, come on!
Oh, lets bring it home!

(Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey)
(They know me and Jack Daniels got a history)
(There's a party downtown near Fifth Street)
(Everybody at the bar) Oh baby! (gettin' tipsy)

(Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey)
Everybody's at the bar, oh
(They know me and Jack Daniels got a history, oh)
(Everybody at the bar) Everybody's at the bar, yeah

At the bar! At, at the bar! (ooh-ooh-aah)
At the bar! At, at the bar! (ooh-ooh-aah)
At the bar! At, at the bar! (ooh-ooh-aah)
At the bar! At, at the bar! (ooh-ooh-aah)
Oh, baby
At the bar