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[Verse 1: Serengeti]

Yeah

Hey Kim, we can go for a swim

You could even join YOOME with me and Tony Trimm

Hopefully we'll fall in love and I can move in

I'll treat you like a quarterback after the team wins

Kim

I first saw you on T-Mobile

That's a [lotto?] commercial that only aired local

Kim

And when you're on TV, time stops

My marriage went awful, like a kid born a cyclops

Kim, there you go again

We'll live in California, a place with the prefix of Glen

OK? Kim, whatever you like

I'll make you macaroni, sing you Tenderoni

It'll be our life, OK?

Oh, Kim

I Googled you and you arе involved with a man named Tim

I hope it's going awful likе my marriage has been

Selfish, Kim, but

Kim, OK, I'll protect you like a baby

I'll get in shape and shit, and work out like crazy

Kim, maybe we could even have a baby

We'll do art together and drive our friends crazy

Kim, I hope you date coloreds

Your last fella was white, like pillowcase covers

I wish I had a different mother

She would be from Korea and we would match each other

Like the same brand of peanut butter

I'm tired of being black and motherfucking Danny Glover, Kim

It's truly tough being a brother

With humor like Bill Murray—not Chris Tucker

Kim, I love the image that you're portraying

I left the wife and kids and I'm staying at the Days Inn

Kim, heard you were on TV with Ashton Kutcher

If you want me to give up rap, then I'll become a butcher

Get shit tight like a suture

We'll take in stray dogs and we'll get 'em neutered

I bought you a new computer

A portable one and you can take it on your scooter

[Verse 2: Kim Haden]

Dave, I don't wanna join your band

I'll never fall in love, don't ever slap me on the butt

I never got paid for that stupid commercial

Dave, you have way too much time on your hands, Dave

I think you need to mend your marriage, Dave

You know, I'm moving out of Cali soon, Dave

I don't like Bobby Brown

Me and Tim's relationship is going sweet

It might take you over a year to get in shape, Dave

And I don't wanna have kids

No, I don't

I love beautiful white skin

You should be proud of your mother, Dave

You'll never match anything, Dave

You should be proud of your race

Stop complaining, be proud of your race

I don't write this stuff, Dave, it's just a job to me

Ashton Kutcher was really cool, he was really nice

I don't care if you stop rapping or if you keep going

Really, it doesn't matter to me, Dave

I would never take in a stray animal

I don't need your gifts, Dave

Stop dreaming, face reality