Mpc jingle

ISO-13486 certified

ISO-9001 certified

I'm Kenny Dennis, certified

Catch the exclusive drop

Hamburger smashers to the stainless steel doorstop

KDeez times MPC, certified

Catch the next drop and represent [?]

Represent workmanship, represent hands on

Decoration, [?], like a tampon

Limited quantities, get 'em

We also got t-shirts

In only one size denim

Can't wait to fit 'em

We also do doors, like Mr. Rogers, to inspire kids

American workmanship, thinkin' about a door for a fridge

That'll say, KDeez times MPC

Don't fit? Hang it on the wall for posterity

Dinner party, what's that?

Hey, calm down, I got [?]

Enjoy the burger, stainless steel, iron cast press

Say you're havin' troubles and you need somethin' fixed

Call MPC, certified, we know tricks

Hands on, 'cause you can fix it yourself

This artwork doubles as a way to get help, let's go

So come on down, just give us a call

708-917-3360

Just give us a call, morning noon or night

MPC drops, just give us a call

Frank Dux, Chong Li, Ray Jackson, USA

Dim mak [?], go away Karate Kid

Ray had Chong hurt, you showboat and got hurt

Frank and reporter had made love in Hong Kong

Disappeared [?], Dim mak, brick gone

Shidoshi Tanaka trained, father and son sweet song

This is the KD, MP, re-cap

This is the introduction to show you where our brains at