Blips and Chitz

Are you a cool dude with nothing to lose
Who doesn't run from a fight
Got lots of money, and need an excuse
To spend it all in one night
There's only one place where you can be
To make your dreams come true
Just take a hard right past quadrant three
And bring your friends with you
Blips and Chitz
It's one entire building of gaming fun
Blips and Chitz
We guarantee there's something for everyone
Even if you're a beginner
Everybody is a winner
At Blips and Chitz
We got space hockey, and Roy in 3D
You better get in the line
There's so much to do, and so much to see
You're gonna lose track of time
If you need some grub, then have no fear
The bar will look out for you
We got both Chabos and Flobos here
And we cater for parties too
Blips and Chitz
A super awesome haven of arcade bliss
Blipz and Chitz
We got tons of both the new and the old-school hits
Become a gaming master
And dual wield laser blasters
At Blips and Chitz
Blips and Chitz
We won't accept your schmeckles for tokens here
Blips and Chitz
But there's a store where you can buy snacks and beer
Don't need no fancy outfit
But no shoes allowed in the ball pit
At Blips and Chitz
The coolest place in all of the universe
Blips and Chitz
Just take your mother's credit card from her purse
Score the highest numbers
And you just might win the Plumbus
At Blips and Chitz
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