Favorite Chair

Awake again

More foe than friend

What's a crime without a witness?

All pine and sap

More noose than trap

Don't cry, dear

It's only business

So tell me have you seen me anywhere, anywhere

With brand new ink and knee-length hair

With loads to say and time to spare

Well, I always imagine you there

In your favorite chair

So I'll awake again

For if and when

You ever truly need me

Oh, I'll be by your side

In record time

Till then, I'll stay here sleeping

So tell me any story

But the truth, but the truth

Tell me horror stories

Say he's bad to you

And his teeth taste strange

And he's a lousy screw

Am I always lying there between the two of you?

Am I always gonna sit and stay here like you taught me to?

In your favorite chair

In your favorite chair

Like you used to

Yeah, like you used to