Insincerely Yours

Oh I do appreciate your concern

But I've never met a match I couldn't burn

I'm designed for the strike

And inclined to ignite

Even after the ashes are safe in the urn

It's a fact I often hesitate to tell

Like the window at the bottom of a well

It resides out of sight

But it shines pretty bright

When you face the reflection of how far you fell

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be yours

With exceptions

Of course

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be insincerely yours

I'll indulge in every story that you tell

While I swing you like an ancient carousel

Where the old engineer

Wears a gold bandolier

And bewilders the horses with whistles and bells

You'll be waiting for my love to keep you warm

Like a lady hit by a lighthouse in a storm

You'll choke with remorse

When my ship changes course

For a port with a harbor

More sturdy than yours

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be yours

With exceptions

Of course

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be insincerely yours

But please

Believe

I never meant

You harm

Oh, no

If you'd

Believe

That dear

You've got

A lot

To learn

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be yours

With exceptions

Of course

And oh

The fun

We'll have

I'll be insincerely yours