This Isn't a Game Anymore

[NANCY]

Back in Sunday school

We were taught the golden rule

Do unto others as you would

Have done unto you

[GUS, spoken]

Is everything alright?

[NANCY]

To say that's easy

Kids look the same basically

Get a little older, realize

Beauty wins the prize

And so

[GUS, spoken]

I'm gonna pour myself a drink

You want one, Virginia?

[NANCY]

I'm a train you either ride

Or get out of the way of

[GUS, spoken]

You know, uh, this, this is just like our wedding night

[NANCY]

I'm a plane you either fly

Or just watch from the dugout

'Cause this isn't a game anymore

[GUS, spoken]

You alright in there?

[NANCY]

No, this isn't a game anymore

[GUS, spoken]

You're not, uh, stuck in the bathroom then?

[NANCY]

For sure

I'm that pain that's in your side

That you'd better get checked out

[MYRTLE, spoken]

Nancy's out there

She can play this scene much better than me

[MANNY, spoken]

You gotta get out there

Gus is out there alone

[NANCY]

Then I went to college

Seeking every type of knowledge

Quickly made a beeline for to find

A reason we are so mankind

[GUS, spoken]

Big living rooms turn me on

[NANCY]

I'm a train you either ride

[GUS, spoken]

This carpet is gorgeous

[NANCY]

Or get out of the way of

I'm a plane you either fly

Or just watch from the dugout

'Cause this isn't a game anymore

[GUS, spoken]

Virginia?

[NANCY]

No! This isn't a game anymore

[GUS, spoken]

Virginia, where are you?

[NANCY]

For sure

I'm that little itty-bitty bit insane

That you'd better be scared about

That you'd better be scared about

Doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo