Pokemon Cypher 2019

[Intro: Shofu]

Ayy, huh (Omar on the come up)

Pokémon Cypher 2019

We're back, better than we've ever been

We the very best like no one ever was

And I'm getting money like Meowth

Pockets fatter than a Snorlax

Archer, talk to 'em

[Verse 1: Archer]

Look, watch who you aiming your ammo on

Shield on my face like a Bastiodon

Work in the pouch like a Kangaskhan

Niggas be changing like Kecleon

You'll get hit twice like a Ambipom

Ice on my wrist like a Glaceon

Mewtwo, I'm putting that Pressure on

Just hit a Fissure off Metronome

Top be the spot that I'm standing on

Fire and water, Volcanion

Each of my ears got a Avalugg

Grass on my head like a Tangela

Flyer than Ledyba

Lit like Electabuzz

Smoking Meganium

Harder than Cranidos' cranium

Crib 'bout as big as the Pokémon Stadium

They should play this on the Pokémon Radio

Been 'round the map so I know they debating 'em

Ten out of ten what they rating 'em

Wings on my back like a Ledian

Swagging as soon as I'm entering

I got that flame like a Fennekin

In the sun, stoned like a Lilligant

I got that flow like a Basculin

Just got some money, I sent my mom half of it

Crib on the beach, that's a Palossand

Live in a palace, my jewelry stay cold like a Mamoswine

Levitate off the ground like a Carnivine

Dropping that heat like an Arcanine

[Verse 2: OmarComeUp]

(I don't fucking play Pokémon, man)

Ayy, I'm bringing that Sacred Fire

And you niggas ain't nothing but Lumber to me

Ice Gem on my neck, can't Machoke when I flex

Got your bitch in my Dex, she a number to me

Flow so shocking that shit is like Thunder to me

Gifted thanks to my IV's

Bitch, I'm blowing your mind with the Glock

And I call that shit Lele 'cause it got a Psybeam

Man, these bitches be hoein', ain't talking the region

I feel like I'm Gary, I can't waste no energy on a hater

Disrespect me and I'm beating your ass

Then Akuma pose on 'em like Turtonator

Blue hunnits on me like Great Balls

Nurse Joy, bitch, I ain't taking no days off

I keep that heater on me 'case you playin' with fire

Then that Semi searing your face off

Bag full of Malasadas

'Cause I'm all about my dough

And I got a mindstate like Mewtwo

Bitch, I ain't the one to be fucking with 5-0

Korrina's Lucario, bitch, I'm a psycho

Fucking with the team, get ready to die slow

S.S. Anne I'm driving it, they all chasing my clout again

Get these niggas the hell off of my boat

Boy, I be dripping too much, Pelipper when I dress

I be surfin' on 'em and they cling to my wave

The kid must be a water type 'cause your shit isn't fire even on the sunniest day

I swear to Arceus you niggas sweet

Man, no wonder the shop out of honey today

Them boys wanna know what kinda leaf he on

Flame Burst on that bitch, everybody get blazed, nigga

[Verse 3: Shofu Tha Beatdown]

(Shofu Tha goddamn Beatdown, level a hundred in this bitch

Hair on the top of my head only, Tapu Koko

Crabominable on my neck, let's fucking go)

B-E-A-T-D-O-dub-N, get 'em

Okay, Beatdown protecting the gyms, I got all the CP

Give your chick infinite pipe, I got all the PP

Bullets ready to pour when you see me

I will wet your fairy ass up, Tapu Fini

Still got the hair on the top of my head, Machop

Dark skinned, I use my shadow to sneak, Dusclops

Full of energy, it's only worse if I get more

Hyper Beam flow, what the fuck I gotta Rest for?

It ain't shocking that my bars are fire, 'cause I Rotom-Heat

Make him use Rest, tap his chin and he go sleep

How many times I gotta tell you I got next?

Think I can't do damage, but you ain't wearing no Guard Specs

Disrespect none of the squad, I ain't allowing it

Tell me who deserves King's Rock if it ain't ours then

That rock with me special, I'm Thanos when I use Power Gem

GameFreak did a Pokémon Snap! They on a power trip

[Bridge: Shofu]

Shofu Gang

King Shofu the coveted

We call your bitch Nurse Joy 'cause she be tendin' to our balls, nigga

Get 'em

[Verse 4: King Shofu]

It's King Shofu, ain't no need to evolve

Came here floating like a Haunter, who the fuck you gon' call?

I got a bad Jynx smoochin' all on my balls

I don't wear condoms like I'm finna catch 'em all

You ain't gotta stunt, muhfucka, get a clue

Got three fingers in your bitch, Mewtwo

I don't even have to try in order to kill you

I can do it in my sleep like TM82

Act a fool then you an Ambipom, put yo hands up

Niggas sleep, need a wake-up slap, got my hands cupped

Eradicate all you Rattatas, call it pest control

Every bar I spit is Toxic, and you about to croak

Oh no, hold that B button, leave you in the smoke

Come back with Decidueye, snipe you with no scope

I Future Sight your girl lookin' like she wanna go

She want my South Pole, 'cause I'm in my Magnezone

[Verse 5: Tanukes]

Young Cyrus money, drop a G on a shirt

Fuck around my Laser Focus, guarantee this'll hurt

Pineco yopper to your face, see how this Pin Missile murk

Politoed gloves off, now this Drizzle gon' work

We leaving you shocked

Flow sick, Ampharos need a flu shot

Got a 733, boy that's two Glocks

My music talk, got a Rotom in a boombox

Flow cold, they gon' need a warning 'bout a blue fox

With the 9 behind me

Kecleon camo, might need a scope to find me

Ride anywhere for my homies, won't let Oak define me

Climb up mountains I'm crossin', I won't let roads confine me, ayy

Cofagrigus, I got arms I'm takin' outta the case

You gon' need treatments when we swarm

And Signal Beams in yo' face

Catch this Secret Power as you leavin' your base

On my grind like Mr. Briney, boy, I stay about the chase, look

[Verse 6: Kezura]

(Omar on the come up)

Yeah, look at your badges, mine is tenfold

Smoking on Cosmog, got no mental

Nines in his face, now he looking like Tympole

Bitch like Torchic, ate it with Crisco

You get 6-0'd, you never winning

Look at my belt, I got several extensions

Yeah, he got a bark but he really a kitten

Put flame to that pussy and now he a Litten

He the only trainer that don't run up where I'm standing

His bitch carry my kid in her stomach like Chansey

Every shot lands but I hustle like Durant

Fucked four bad bitches, now I'm headed to the champ

Wait, wait, did you really think you scary like me?

Threw balls at the legends, now they're sharing XP

And he say he Gen 1, but he's Gen 19

If he run up on the kid, he get cut like trees

I be jiggin' like a Ludicolo, hold up

I put shells to his back like he Slowbro, ugh

Shooting at me, homie slow up, whoa

I be bulletproof like I'm Kommo-O

I be Mr. Briney sending birdies, I ain't ever gotta worry

Chase him down and then lay his ass out, ugh

Homie, this a really bad route

Man, fuck the goddamn poke-- just run your pockets!

Who gon' fucking check me, if I kill you then good riddance

I said fuck the law, then fucked the law, like Red, had no sentence

Bitch, I pull up dressed in black, I hope to God you got a vest

If you test me, now you Snorlax, fed you shots and let you rest, ugh

[Verse 7: Token Black]

(Ayy, Token, what it sound like?)

Ayy, Articuno ice pick, rocky mountain nice wrist

Two-hundred flash on the dash, I'm a flight risk

Had to do the dirt, cut the work like a Vice Grip

Metal 65, no cap like I'm 56

I'm the cool kid, you Super Nerd, you don't fit in

You hate from the outside of the Dex, you can't get in

Money Stakataka by the way that I be winnin'

And I only tell my mama 'bout the cash that I be spendin'

Bitch, I do it

I got guns, pull the chopper and I'm shootin'

All my niggas finna eat, I feel like Brock, I bring the food in

They say, "Token, please stop fuckin' with unknowns like Alph Ruins"

But I do it doesn't- fuck it, in two months I'm gon' be dueling, ah

We step to the fire and you finna need an oven mitt

I don't even move, Scorbunny with the Double Kick

He don't do shit, lazy than a bitch GameFreak

I ain't never took a nap, I don't Pokémon Sleep

[Verse 8: PE$O PETE]

And you know we finna creep in your Pokémon Home

Take your Pokémon Bank, then we Pokémon Go

I need ice, my wrist on Sneasel, brought my canvas, brought my easel

Paint her face up just like Smeargle, let my nuts hang like Magearna

Rolling Frenzy Plant inside this blunt, this Exploud, you can't hear us

I got pressure all around me, I advise you don't get near us

This shit Metagross

I don't wear no diamonds, only shine on me is Mega Stones

Token on the roof, and that red dot on you like Ampharos

She like how my money Dynamaxing, how I drive the boat

She said I'm a water type when I pulled out that Gyrados

That's your ho? Oh, my bad, I'm on my Gary Oak

Let it go, Chandelure, we light 'em up and ghost

Let 'em know, rollin' through my city Everstoned

With the flow, Articuno, I'm forever cold

MIA in the region where it never snows

[Verse 9: ShueTube]

Yeah, it's S-H to the U-E (Who's he?)

"That's the dude that rapped about the Mew weed

This dude's weak, he's Magikarp

His moves stink, he's splashin' bars

And half his are about smokin' doobies and goin' through trees"

Only that means I'm Grookey, always rolling with new breeds

A few G's stuffed in a blunt, stuck between two leaves

I'm friends with Blaine, you know I stay forever blazed

Eyes looking like I meditate, but really they stay red and glazed like rubies

I levitate like Uxie everyday

Left the cave for another week with the legend gang

Bring a lot of heat when we speak like some Ember Flames

Check your EXP, we don't beef with low-level lames

You know we got metagame, make your girl cheat if we let her play

Put my Special D in her Special A

Primordial Sea, got them sheets wet like Heavy Rain

Probably cause I'm slurping on that Persian 'til it's squirting like a Remoraid

[Break: Shofu & VI Seconds]

Bitch nigga, bang, yeah

Bitch nigga, bang—

Yo, my nigga, just know it's your boy Aunt Jemima

I'm out here, my nigga, you already know a—

[Verse 10: Chris Patrick]

Ayy, ayy, Chris Patrick, you already know what the fuck going on, nigga

Ayy, huh? Woah, hey, wow

Hey, flamethrower flow, let it hit 'cause that boy a Charmeleon

I need a million billion trillion tokens to buy up a house in Vermillion

I need to kill me a couple of trainers

And take all they Poké they stashed in my pocket

Jesse James, like I roll with Team Rocket

Giga Drain all that clout with that Hoppip, I'm in the mosh pit

(Huh, what? Ayy, what?)

I'm in the place in my life where you probably won't notice me

Move through the darkness like Crobat, my shawty a fairy like Togepi

Focus my energy, Seismic Toss any lil' trainer who think he approaching me

Couldn't put me in a bad spot, homies got hands like a Machop

We gon' Brick Break 'em and toss to the backdrop

(Huh, what?)

More elite than the final four

I see the future like Gardevoir

I see the truth in the Unowns

And now I been moving to conquer more regions and gyms (Okay)

Rock with the rhythm like Onix, I keep it lowkey with the wins

Brothers can't see where I been

I'm in a league where I only compete with the Brock's and the Misty's

The Gary's, the Paul's, I bury 'em all

I keep a little Hitmonlee on side my hip

'Case I need it real quick just to kick one them off

You still ain't peeped that the boy got the sauce

I'm at my peak like a Pikachu getting ready to evolve

I'm steady, I never have lost

I came from the Kanto and ran up the bars

[Verse 11: Scoot]

You know that Scoot be never Slaking

Getting bread, they say I loaf around

My Last Resort's a choice to just abandon all these clowns

They got that Red Nose but no Brionne

Laser pointed, yeah, we see 'em

Guess if life is an adventure, I'll treat yours like Colosseum

Do not need it, I'll repeat it

Get deleted, ghost, Misdreavus

You an open book, you know I read it

I ain't gotta wait, download completed

Lightning speeding, dough I'm needing

Baked no meeting, smoke stacks Weezing

I'm the toxic to a fairy, that's free damage, call it stealing

(Ayy!) And I'm back up in my cypher mode

(Ooh, huh, wait) Circle small like Pikachu nose

(Eugh, wait, huh) They'll be static if you get too close

(Ziggy, zap) Bitch we sleeping on you, that's that Comatose

(Morpeko!)

Pick a side, was in hangry mode

Volatile, I could Explode

Pockets now Full Belly though

Hunger switched, I see them O's

Like a Bubble Beam, we poppin' and we wavy

I'm gettin' green and stickin' to the beat just like a Grookey

She blew me, Horsea, fly like I'm a Combee

You might just miss a turn 'cause ballin' on me isn't workin'

I'm bulletproof, your move went poof

One, two, three, 'Saur like the toof

GPS go got that spoof

I be Scoot, you know the truth

Charmander, Charmeleon

[Verse 12: Anonymuz]

(Yeah, okay

305 'til I die type shit)

Yeah, yeah

Keep it a hundred, I ain't ninety-eight

Niggas is Krabby, they live in a bucket

I'm too much to stomach, I paint why they ate

I be on my Smeargle, them people, they love it

And if I don't do shit, then they might be great

Man, to be honest, I need you to back up

You know this form isn't even my final

A nigga Deoxys, they say I need space, okay

Cannon on a nigga back, I put a shell to it like he Blastoise

Blast off like he Team Rocket, I bet he stopping on a asteroid

Tell that boy he a lil' mark on a lil' star, that's a asterisk

Young killa, I'm a dragon, you just got a Dragonair, that's a basilisk

Snake shit, niggas ain't shit in the game, and I came in like I paid rent

Been the same since the first gen, it's the eighth gen

And they still in the same gym 'cause they can't win

Nigga's lame, and I ain't even try, eight percent

Kicks on fire like Blaziken

This ain't even my main key, but you know I'm going ape again

'Cause this that muthafuckin' guillotine flow

This that fire mixed with muthafuckin' ethylene, ho

This that treat the fucking beat just like I'm Nidoking, bro

Drill that shit to the extreme, but we gon' keep the speed slow

Hol' up

[Verse 13: BlackLynk]

(We are in this entire ho)

Uh, stacking Pokédollars, that's the main mission (Main mission)

Chatter online? Now ya mane missin' (Mane missin')

Pyroar came into this thang spittin' (Thang spittin')

Lion with a little bit of flame with him

I'm snapping like Sharpedo, you'll sleep with the fish

I light the gas, I'm breathing on Weezing and shit

I'm looking hella marine with the team full of drip

The pockets is on Tsareena, the green looking thick

Bitch, I'm dropping 'em flawless

Better look at your options

Hoppip-ing, if for the green, I'll leave your top spinning

Looker post-game, you never know where these opps hidden

Snover, was cold before I became with a bomb with it

Gen 5, I'm the gem that rests in dirt

The fairy that's quick to murk, give just desserts

I'm so fly, might just not address the Surge

I'm running shit like Zigzagoon, Professor Birch

Look at the jewels, Sun and Moon doing a fusion

Bow to the God, Necrozma just finds it amusing

You must've been Faked Out or just hit with Confusion

'Cause you winning? Zorua, a little illusion

If you was hating 'fore I hopped on the map

You can now reserve a spot in the back

I could never fear a team full of rats

Incineroar, I keep that heat on my lap (Bitch)

Keep the blade, you only give light tapers

Kartana, I'll fold a nigga for my paper

Revenue maker that started from the ground like a Flygon

Now the Zard's on a ride pager?

Damn, these rappers clones like Emerald with the cheat codes (Ugh)

Try flipping the bird, you'll lose Peeko

Thought he was tough, like Ursaring with the guts

Now he's gone, and there's still teddy bears on the street pole (Why?)

Bitch

[Verse 14: JWittz]

I'm spittin' fire like a— ah, shit

Do we have Heatmor without a National Dex?

Meanwhile, Masuda sits back, laughing, cashing the checks

Half the fans distracted by these asses and breasts

Their lasses impress, but their graphics lacking in tech

You're like Maractus, nobody asked for this pest

You don't have the badges, man, you lack my respect

You're average at best, Shadow Force, you cannot protect

The only way I'd mimic you is snapping your neck

I rap like I'm possessed, I'm under Alister's hex

My Special Defense massive like I'm packing a vest

Attack with the specs, it's laughable, you cannot affect

You couldn't crack my strategies if you were stacking the deck

Can we stop acting rattled when I'm rapping again?

Like I haven't been bad with a Pal Pad and a pen?

I'm the Zacian, Alpha, you're the Yamper this gen

I'm an Earthquake, nah, fuck it, magnitude ten

[Verse 15: G. Yee]

Nidoking entrance

Retaliate Slaking, I'm back with a Vengeance

And I been overhead, so I kept this

Scheme Black and White, but you brats never Ghetsis

Edgeless rappers, all you Haxorus headless

Life Orb Mesprit, I find that offensive

F spin tracks and the people getting left with

Second hand smoke, that's Ash on CraigsList

And my second hand smoke when the gun aim

Guts spray, boy, I keep the status on my Luxray

Arms straight filthy, Grimer, I leveled up

Make Tubby eat the whole damn clip when that Muk bang

Yeah, leave y'all snacking on trash, I Banette the track

I black body bag it then vanish

The phantom a manual stick shift handles

Bananas took Grookey outta the ignition

Then I pass it to Matt

[Verse 16: Matt Houston]

Yeah, they ask if we with Rocket, nah it's Sobble Gang, y'all can't hang

Feel like God, Arceus on my hip, let the llama bang

When I write the quill lava, I'm back and I got the flames

Hit you like OR/AS, battle me, your brain dropping frames

Run up on your champs ice, catch me snatchin' Wallace chain

Your talent like an Unfeazant fan, boy, not a thing

Want smoke, get what you Jonesin' for, this not a game

The steel deceiving, strays hit you from my wild aim

Check the Hall of Fame, ain't gotta claim I'm the best

Talkin' shit, you Infernape, end up with flame on your head

If you ask "Who this?" that's just straight disrespect

Yell, "Bitch it's Matt Houston," and they could say out the rest

We Tornadus, the only true heirs in this bitch

While all you other rappers hoes like Erika clique

I see you buggin', that's Azelea's shit

I'm spittin' fire, killin' so called dragons, got Claire throwing fits

Comparin' to this? Never, this as perfect as it gets

Cubchoo drip, haters so allergic to my wrist

Gentleman flow in 'em verses all in cursive when they writ

Nihilego venom, certain that it merk you when I spit

Got Genesect weapons, want problems? Get steppin'

You been stressin' 'cause y'all all dogshit like Gen 7

Jump on the beat, 6-0, you get killed

Been a beast since day one, fuck your sword and your shield

[Verse 17: CTC]

I got the horses like Terrak, hat is to the back

Country boy, but I'm still Slatt

Back up in the cut, I got Bidoof

If we got an issue keep it simple

My ninjas put that Waterinium right to your Tympole

And if you isn't Slime nor Slatt, you goin' Sligoo (Slatt, slatt)

What I'm 'boutta do, oh boy, I wouldn't wish you

Remoraid your place, .223 the brand new issue

Karrablast's the type that'll never ever miss you

Turn your ass to Ash and make your mama miss you

(She gon' miss you, dawg, sheesh, sheesh)

Ayy, ayy, ayy

Ridin' 'round town doin' bad shit

Officer Jenny pulled up, she lookin' ratchet

Klang by my side, clingy but she get to clackin'

Bitch mob, yeah, the task force, that bitch ain't tacit, yee yee

Focus Blast hit like death and taxes

Steph's dad's Twineedles just ain't half as accurate, brrt-brrt

They gettin' dropped like bags at Saks Fifth

Reachin' in her bag for Max Revive, it wasn't happenin'

Worry 'bout who gettin' sacked sixth

After I bagged her whole team, okay, you know I had to bag it

No cappin', they got it backwards tryna catch 'em

Let my butter free, when my Metapod hit level ten, I press B, I'm a savage

Hop up on the S.S. Anne with some Mexicans

That got no SSN and I'm the motherfucking captain

And it's fuck ICE, this the new Enter the Dragon

See this Red R on my leather 'Preme jacket

And my belt got more G's than your faction

Watch how a G move, don't need Gigantamaxin'

Rapidash stay in the back, he's bashful

With a tack still attached, a saddle and a satchel

What's a horse to a dinosaur, killa? Aerodactyl

Terrak knock the air out out that bitch, T wrecked a dactyl

No cap, always factual

IDM forever after

[Bridge: VI Seconds and Shofu]

Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

(Aw shit)

Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

(You niggas ain't ready)

Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

(Said these niggas ain't ready)

Lord (Talk to 'em, bitch, come on)

[Verse 18: VI Seconds, Shofu & Both]

The Gawd is back, I'm lookin' at you peons from the stairs

The stones fire, bitch I been through eons with the flare

You know the vibes "dot dot dot," Red could never rival that

Got HM01, now my pockets Gigantamax

These niggas askin' where the battles at (Huh?), I'ma handle that

Shit ain't adding up, and you don't wanna see the aftermath

You niggas couldn't see me like I Sand Attacked

Been the same, you niggas always switching up something like you Ash's hat

Giovanni, mob ties, ain't a sound when you drop

Meowth, Persian, you pussies get a round at your top

You in a Bind, now you bound 'til I stop

Put a pin to your puff, meanin' metal to your round 'til it pop

Ain't askin' a lot, it's nothin' to attack for the guap

Bitch, I keep that Draco on me and my stats never drop

I ran with the mop, ain't battle for these badges I copped

Everybody 31, won't find no trash in the box

On the throne, think you fuckin' with the champ, you delirious

Get your top spun like Ash gettin' serious

I'm lit, the dazzling gleam make you all see me

The Iced Fangs got more flavors than Alcremie

We stay strapped, got more pieces than Victini

Ain't nobody hyper, I promise the wrist beamin'

You ain't beating me, tell them niggas to keep dreamin'

Bewear in the anime, how I just keep squeezing

The drip nasty like Muk movin', your shorty like to Swalot

Told her this Bone Club for her consumin'

Mimikyu? You steady mimicking the face

Waste my time and space, they'll find your spirit in a lake

Fuck Galar, boy, we coming for your head region

One of us gon' die if we ending up dead even

Nigga when that dot on your head, that ain't Red speakin'

It ain't Farfetch'd when the stick leave your head leakin'

Sirfetch'd, bigger stick, out for any niggas schemin'

Chandelure, fire on you and I'll hang you from the ceiling

Couldn't see me with a Silph Scope, actin' off the shits bro

The long nose keepin' you controlled like Hypno

I keep it on me, let me show you what it hit for

Pokedollars, bitch you know the line, I really flip those

Tiptoe, 6-0, nigga I ain't vibin' with ya tempo

I pass along your life as a memento

You a king? Tryna fuck with the kid? You get a shit show

Pokéstar Studios, we gon' let a clip go

We dog niggas, goin' 'round your neck with your leash

Ten years in the game, come correct if you speak

More O's in my account than a Gen 1 bike price

You new to my region, lemme show you what my life like

The elite, there's no debatin' that we nicer

If you buggin', dump the metal, now you change like a Scyther

Could give a fuck about your line up, all of you get lined up

Dialga on my wrist, still saying that your time's up

Made it through Unova, now we ball in any weather

'Cause there ain't a team that could make a cypher any better