Jolly Fucker

[Verse 1]

Promote yourself, look like a cunt

Vodka parties, cushioned walls in a shit club

I ain't bothered where it goes, I've got a job

I'll rot away in the aisles of the co-op, mate, no prob

French Fancies, Mr. Kipling acid dances

Let's laugh at local record plants, elitist hippies

Arrogant cunts, Ian Beale tight trunks

Tight pants, grammar wanker

Walk the plank, pirate manky, sixty kids, where's mine?

Wasting money on shit coffee all the time

Fish fingers, take the batter off

I can't believe you had kids, fuck off

[Chorus]

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Mr. Jolly Fucker

[Verse 2]

Lamplight boogie, repress, repress

Bus cunt, move then, mate, move for fuck's sake

The machine goes bleep, ticketless sheep

Baa-baa, crack sheep, have you any rock?

EDL twat, Tommy used to work on the dock

Union went all white, he fuckin' loved it

Take it down, there, take it down, there

Camouflaged Humpty Dumpty crusades

Blood on the hands of working class rage

[Chorus]

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Mr. Jolly Fucker

[Verse 3]

Why do I walk on City and Guilded splinters?

Digital time boards in the new public shitters

Soft dips in hard roads, curry night, I'd better watch my words

Two pint buzz and loads of office turds

Push in, don't push me

I was here first, you cunt, can't you fucking see?

[Chorus]

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Jolly fucker

Mr. Jolly Fucker