The Chicken is Naked and Afraid

[Verse 1]

Throat stuffed with apology

Hands are red and caught by me

You’re attempting romance outside in the grass

You perfectly resemble a dumbass

[Chorus]

Caught the truth right by the tail

That animal keeps on calling

Saw you naked and afraid

And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad

The chicken’s out of the bag

Curiosity’s instilled

I’m the cat and I got killed

Again-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain

[Verse 2]

I’ll break the bullet and I’ll bite the end

This is disappointing news for both of us, my friend

There’s nothing to you, and that’s very sad

I looked for depth in a dick, that’s my bad

You threw yourself under the bus

The bush is beaten

'Cause I took the stick and it’s Get-The-Job-Done season

They say I’m the shit, and I am

I am the shit, sir, and I hit the fan

[Chorus]

Caught the truth right by the tail

That animal keeps on calling

Saw you naked and afraid

And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad

The chicken’s out of the bag

Curiosity’s instilled

I’m the cat and I got killed

Again-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain

[Post-Chorus]

And oh, if I didn’t like my lungs

I'd suck on cigarettes like a thumb

In all my cinematic contrasting glory

And watch you stumble to make up a story

[Interlude]

Oh class, what's the takeaway

The chickens naked and afraid

Oh class, what'd we learn today?

The chickens naked and afraid

[Bridge]

Oh, the agony

Oh, the distress

Oh, between 5’2 and 6’5

Haunted by green, blue, black eyes

Oh, I’m in such pain

About what's-his-name

The life of me can’t make out

Who this fucking song’s about

Oh, I’m in such pain

But what’s his name

[Chorus]

Caught the truth right by the tail

The animal keeps on calling

So you’re naked and afraid

And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad

The chicken’s out of the bag

Curiosity’s instilled

I’m the cat and I got killed

Again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again