Carry On Up the Vicarage

Body was found at the vicarage quarter past nine

People die from sudden strokes all the time

Verdict of misadventure mending the roof

The doctors niece, whilst tending the rosehedge

Stung to death by a swarm of bees

"My wife's cooking is out of this world take a bite"

Died from some rare tropical disease in the night

Dab hand at pharmaceuticals, still no one guessed

The village vet was drowned in the pigswill

You wonder whose turn will be next

"In the world of sinners all are condemned

My son this gun's loaded"

A missing floorboard then screaming from the belfry he fell