What Would Ghandi Do?

Driving into work

Sometimes you want to shoot that jerk

Duck and cover while I try to drive

And I'm swerving down on a Highway 5

Slow down and take a deep breath

Don't want to send 'em to an early death

Say, "What would Ghandi do in this situation?"

Go on a hunger strike or a big vacation

Well, holy rollers

Clutching bibles

Change the water into moonshine like good disciples

Read the good word by the candle light and

Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight

Your stomach's growling and you wish you had

A ton of groceries in a big bag

You spent all of the cash you had

On a 40-oz and a porno mag

You smoked that stuff and now your head is fizzing

And today your mom got sent back to prison

Say, "What would Buddha do at this tragedy?"

Rub his belly and smile at the comedy, yeah

Holy rollers

Clutching bibles

Change the water into moonshine like good disciples

Read the good word by the candle light and

Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight

Bully in your high school class just knocked you on your skinny ass

The girl that you really love saw it happen from the stairs above

She's laughing at you with her friends and you feel like your life is gonna end

Say, "What would Jesus do if they rang his bell?"

He'd turn his cheek and then he'd run like hell

Well, holy rollers

Clutching bibles

Change the water into moonshine like good disciples

Read the good word by the candle light and

Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight

Well, holy rollers from the bake sale with a piece of pie

Say your prayers each night and swear that you'll never ever lie

Holy rollers

Holy rollers...