Fake Shredeemer

[Intro]

That's it

I'm renouncing my title as a Goofy Goober

'Cause now

[Chorus]

I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

[Verse]

Woo!

Every note you play

Your fingers better match or I'm gonna do a video and say fake

(Fake!)

Fake, fake, fake

Every slide and bend

Your guitar face doesn't fool me

'Cause your fingers speak the truth

They say fakе

(Fake!)

Fake, fake, fakе!

[Bridge]

My life is ruined by how fake his playing is

SpongeBob's even faker than Kars4Kids

I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

[Break: Spoken Word]

So, that's it

That's how I found out SpongeBob is a guifakist

Well, I'm afraid we have no other option

Let's shredeem this guifakist

[Guitar Solo]