Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

[Verse 1]

These are your good years

Don't take my advice

You never wanted the nice boys, anyway

And I'm of good cheer

'Cause I've been checking my list

The gifts you're receiving from me will be

[Pre-Chorus]

One awkward silence

And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep

Staying up, waiting by the phone

And all I want this year's

For you to dedicate your last breath to me

Before you bury yourself alive

[Chorus]

Don't come home for Christmas

You're the last thing I wanna see

Underneath thе tree

Merry Christmas, I could care less

[Verse 2]

Happy Nеw Years, baby

You owe me the best gift I will ever ask for

Don't call me up when the snow comes down

It's the only thing I want this year

[Pre-Chorus]

One awkward silence

And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep

Staying up, waiting by the phone

And all I want this year

For you to dedicate your last breath to me

Before you bury yourself alive

[Chorus]

Don't come home for Christmas

You're the last thing I wanna see

Underneath the tree

Merry Christmas, I could care less

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]

Don't come home for Christmas

You're the last thing I wanna see

Underneath the tree (Don't come home for Christmas)

Merry Christmas, I could care less

Don't come home for Christmas

You're the last thing I wanna see

Underneath the tree (Don't come home for Christmas)

Merry Christmas, I could care less