Rock in God’s Shoe

God is a middle schooler
We are a science project
He doesn't know we exist
God is a 12 year old girl and we're living
In a weird Sherlock College AU

God isn't on our side, or maybe he is
We could all just be a rock in his shoe
Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through
'Cause there's only so much that one man can do

God is a sadist getting off on our suffering
He designed us to make us all miserable
God is a kind and benevolent entity
Who's trying his best to make us happy

God isn't on our side, or maybe she is
We could all just be a rock in her shoe
Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee she'll come through
'Cause there's only so much that one girl can do

Do you have faith?
Are you an atheist?
Are you just looking for a tangible answer?
Bloodshed and hate
There must be a reason
A good explanation for it all

God is a narrator, but he left his mic off
And now we are left without guidance
It must be hard to be a single mother
Of eight billion kids in this economy

God isn't on our side, or maybe he is
We could all just be a rock in his shoe
Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through
'Cause there's only so much that one man can do

God isn't on our side, or maybe they are
We could all just be a rock in their shoe
Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee they'll come through
'Cause there's only so much that one god can do