Chopped N Skrewed

[Intro: T-Pain]

Yay-ee

Yeah, yeah

Whoa-ooh-ooh

Ugh, now, now, shawty

Now, now, now, shawty

[Bridge: T-Pain]

Now, now, now shawty, don't chop me, shawty, don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, shawty, don't screw me

Shawty, don't chop me, shorty don't screw me

Yeah, yeah-yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]

Have you ever seen

A dime-piece all alone at the bar?

Bar— Bar

Straight out of a magazine

And you just wanna let her know who you are

Are— Are

So you say, "Let me buy you a drink or a lil' conversation

If that's what you wanna do"

Do— Do

Then she says, "Club is about to end"

Then you say, "Why don't you come to my crib?"

Then she says, "I can't leave my friends"

[Chorus: T-Pain]

Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed

You've officially been— and— and skrewed

And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And— And— screwed, chopped— screwed— screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screwed— screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed

You've officially been— and— and skrewed

[Break: T-Pain]

Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty, don't screw me (Yeah)

Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty, —ewed —ewed (Chopped and screwed)

Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty— Shawty, don't screw me

Shawty, don't chop me (Yeah— Yeah)

Don't— Don't screw me (Hey, yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]

Have you ever been in the V.I.P. room

Of your favorite strip club?

Club— Club

And you got a shawty all on you, kissing on your neck

Makin you feel like she's so in love

Love— Love

Now you done got you a couple drinks

And you're feelin like it's 'bout that time to cuddle up, oh, ooh

Up— Up

Then you say, "Shawty, what's really up?"

She takes a big sip out your cup

Then, she says, "That'll be sixty bucks!"

[Chorus: T-Pain & Ludacris]

Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed (Yeah, hey)

Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed

You've officially been— and— and skrewed

And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed (Lu— Luda!)

You've officially been chopped— (Hahahaha!)

[Verse 3: Ludacris]

Now— Now— Now, shawty why you actin like that— like that?

Like, all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me (Ugh)

Ludacris, can't— can't live without him

But even mo' I bet you really can't live without me (Nope)

You— You must've flipped your wig (Yup)

You gotta be out your mind (Yeah)

I'll chop— chop— chop you, screw you— screw you

Out of your— Out of your spine (Woo!)

Backbreaker (Blaow!), put you over my knee

Put you on punishment, woman, and I'll spank you (Blaow!)

Have you praisin the Lord like, "Thank you—

Thank you— Thank you— Lord, I wanna thank you!" (Jesus!)

But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on

And steer you wrong instead of please you? (Yup!)

Have you singing this song, 'cause all night long

She did nothing but flirt and tease you? (Yup!)

Well, I gotta admit that I have (Hey)

Put one in the air, sit back, and I laugh (Hey)

Shawty, why you insist on doing me that bad? (Hey)

Probably 'cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed (Hey)

Coming back to haunt me

So instead of being put into submission and subdued

(What happened?) Guess what, dawg?

Hahaha! L—L—L—Luda!

[Chorus: T-Pain]

Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed— Screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed

You've officially been— and— and skrewed

And —ewed —ewed, chopped— screwed— screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And— And— screwed, chopped— screwed— screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screwed— screwed, chopped— chopped and screwed

You've officially been— and— and skrewed

[Break: T-Pain]

Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty, don't screw me (Yeah)

Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty, —ewed —ewed (Chopped and screwed)

Shawty— Shawty, don't chop me

Shawty— Shawty, don't screw me

Shawty, don't chop me

Don't— Don't screw me— me—me-me-me

Me—