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Teenage Bottlerocket – Statistics (2021) | Track profile | Dork

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TRACK

Teenage Bottlerocket

Statistics

Release date: 27th August 2021

From Sick Sesh!

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About This Track

"Statistics" is a track by Teenage Bottlerocket, from the album Sick Sesh!, released 27th August 2021. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Teenage Bottlerocket

Teenage Bottlerocket

Lyrics

Statistics

You became a statistic

‘Cause you’re masochistic

You’re so sadistic

I’m gonna go ballistic

Let’s be realistic

Don’t want to be so narcissistic

Try to be optimistic

Think of something simplistic

It’s just another logistic

You became a statistic

Couldn’t wait till tomorrow

Couldn’t just stay awake

I wish that you would’ve waited

And died another day

You became a statistic

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Track details

From Sick Sesh!

2021

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Album

Teenage Bottlerocket

Release year

2021

—Strung Out on Stress
—Ghost Story
—Hello Dana
—Spend the Night
—Statistics
—Never Sing Along
—The Squirrel
—You're Never Going out of Style
—Semi Truck
—Theoretical Reality
—Gorilla Warfare
—Moving On

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