Hot for Teacher

"Good morning class,
I'm your substitute teacher this morning.
My name is Mr. Goodbody.
We'll be reviewing the text
from 'Moby Dick', so please turn now
to page 69."

Oh yeah
Teacher stop that screaming,
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell,
But I'm doin' well,
Teacher need to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed,
But then, my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I've got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

"'Moby Dick' begins, 'Call me Ishmael'.
Greg, in the back, you there, Greg, could you quiet down please?
I'm trying to read this text.
Alright, I want you to turn in your assignments today,
Uh, and now I'm going to have to ask you to stay after class."

I heard about your lessons,
but lessons are so cold,
I know about this school.
Little boy from Cherry Lane,
how can you be so bold?
How did you know the golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed,
But then, my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I've got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

"Tomorrow there will be an essay due on
the dialectical shamanism of David Lee Roth,
And there will be a pop quiz.
Does anybody have any questions?"

CLASS DISMISSED!

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
Oh yes I'm hot!

Oh my god.