Jack of All Trades

One skill ain't enough in this world

What you need is a jack of all trades

Or somebody who can meet your mother

Or dump her body in the everglades

Or someone who can fix your cable

Or somebody who can lay the pipe

Or make you feel like a fallen angel

And then disappear into the night

It looks like my work around here is done

Jack of all trades, master of none

And if you’re broke and lonely

Then I'm the only man for the job

Why waste all your money

Paying some professional slob?

And you can count on me

Yeah, you can count on mе

Yeah, you can count on me

Love

It looks likе my work around here is done

Jack of all trades, master of none

Why should I have to pick just one?

Jack of all trades, master of none

Are you looking for repair?

No one else can compare

Call me up and I'll be there

Anytime, anywhere

Yeah

Jack of all trades

One skill ain’t enough in this world

What you need is a jack of all trades

Or somebody who can meet your mother

Or dump her body in the everglades

Looks like my work around here is done

Jack of all trades, master of none

Why should I have to pick just one?

Jack of all trades, master of none

No one else can compare

Anytime, anywhere

Yeah