A Danger to Yourself

Stuck in the arctic 'cause you haven't got a clue

Not short of money, there was nothing else to do

You're posh, you're stupid and you've gotta make your name

But when disaster strikes, there's no one else to blame… 'cause you're a

A danger to yourself

A danger to yourself and no one else

A danger to yourself

Well, you're a danger to yourself

'Cause what's a chap to do when everything's a bore

You're taught that life's a game - you're gonna win for sure

To sail around the world or climb the highest peak?

No, it's the frozen wastes and get lost for a week… 'cause you're a

A danger to yourself

For you're a danger to yourself and no one else

A danger to yourself

You're a danger to yourself

I may be universally challenged

But I gotta make this climb

Hold the front page, baby

'Cause I may be some time

'Cause you're a

A danger to yourself

A danger to yourself and no one else

A danger to yourself

Well, you're a danger to yourself

A danger to yourself

You're bad for your health