Just Because I'm Blonde

Got an IQ higher than 25

Bet you didn’t even think that ‘cause of my hair

Watch me do basic math

Somehow I survive to pay my bills

Is she ditzy

Is she with it

Is she scattered up like a snow globe

Only takes one

One of me to

Screw in a freaking light bulb

As if

(oh oh oh oh oh)

As if

(oh oh oh)

That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart

Didn’t get the bad joke

Acting kinda clueless

Sunning up on the beach

Always losing my keys

Never pay for Jameson

Latest to the party

Head up in the sky

Marilyn Monroe said

I should have more fun so

She was right

I don’t’ care

Care what you think

Just because I’m blonde

Just because I’m blonde

I know a Brazilian’s not a number and

Polypeptide isn’t a type of toothpaste

Watch me get an oil change

They won’t convince me

I need brand new breaks

Not an Airhead

That’s just candy

When I want to sugar stuff my face

Superficial

Just a little

But I’ll never be your damsel in distress

As if

(oh oh oh oh oh)

As if

(oh oh oh)

That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart

Didn’t get the bad joke

Acting kinda clueless

Sunning up on the beach

Always losing my keys

Never pay for Jameson

Latest to the party

Head up in the sky

Marilyn Monroe said

I should have more fun

So she was right

I don’t’ care

Care what you think

Just because I’m blonde

Just because I’m blonde

I’ve never fooled anyone before

I’ve let people fool themselves

They didn’t bother to find who or what I was

Instead they’d invent a character for me

I wouldn’t argue with them

They were obviously loving somebody I wasn’t

It takes a smart brunette to play a blonde

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde

As if

(oh oh oh oh oh)

As if

(oh oh oh)

That’s why you’re thinking that I’m not smart

Didn’t get the bad joke

Acting kinda clueless

Sunning up on the beach

Always losing my keys

Never pay for Jameson

Latest to the party

Head up in the sky

Marilyn Monroe said

I should have more fun

Yeah she was right

I don’’ care

I don’t care what they say

Everybody knows it

Never gonna change me

It’s just hair don’t be dumb

Dumb like a brunette

Just kidding

Just because I’m blonde

It’s just because I’m blonde

It’s just because I’m blonde

It’s just because I’m blonde

Just because I’m blonde