Glamour Boy

Glamour boy

Get your costume on

You got 'em lined up waiting for you

Glamour boy

You got 'em standing in the aisles

So don't hang 'em up

For $25,000 you can look like a woman tonight

For $25,000 I think it'll work out right

I think it'll work out, uh-huh

I think it'll work out

Oh, you never know how to ride it

Think it'll work out

Glamour boy

You've been tops for a while

With a million dollar smile

Glamour boy

You got rave reviews

And you're front page news

For $37,000 you can look like your sister tonight

For $37,000 I think it'll work out right

I think it'll work out, uh-huh

I think it'll work out

Ah, you never know how you'll ride it

Think it'll work out

So spin with the archer, now, and

Laugh in his face as he cocks his bow

Steal from his mistress

As she's makin' love to your family

And be aware

That there's not many there

Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more

Come on, take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

Don't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm, space age welcome if you will for the most phenomenal group of the century, Ricky and the Balloons

Glamour boy

You've really had your fill

And it's all downhill

Glamour boy

You've got tales to tell

When you see your old friends

For $49,000 you can look like a woman tonight

For $49,000 I think it'll work out right

I think it'll work out, uh-huh

I think it'll work out

Oh, you never know how you'll ride it

Think it'll work out

So spin with the archer, now, and

Laugh in his face as he cocks his bow

Steal from his mistress

As she's makin' love to your family

And be aware

That there's not many there

Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more

Don't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more

Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

You can't fool 'em

Take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

They're getting smarter

Take time to sing an honest song for the people tonight

Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

Come on and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight