Everything’s on T.V.

I have a TV screen of some 32 inches
TV dinner and an easy chair
Where I view a disaster and switch the channel fast
And thank my lucky star I wasn't there

The world's in a hurry but I don't have to worry
There's a movie on with a happy end
I've seen it before but I can see it some more
So I don't have to go out and pretend

No, I don't have to go out, I'll just stay inside
It doesn't bother me
I have all I need because everything is on TV

Well, I burned all my books, on my ass I sit and look
And behold the world deteriorate
I don't have to stand up just to take a stand
I'll SMS a live TV debate

No, I don't have to go out, I'll just stay inside
It keeps me company
I have all I need because everything is on TV
Everything is on TV

I can pay to get heard or to get the last word
Wire money to some charity
While I do as I please and bake in my own grease
I better keep my conscience clean

The world's in a hurry but I don't have to worry
Got my virtue and I got my vice
I got bedsores, aching ligaments galore
Now that's a tiny sacrifice

No, I don't have to go out, I'll just stay inside
It keeps me company
I have all I need because everything is on TV

Everything is on TV
Everything is on TV