[Scratch Intro: Eminem, Mr. Eon, (Erick Sermon) samples]
"Shady! That's me!"
"High and Mighty trilogy"
("Back with the flyest material")
"Shady"... "Sh–"... "Shady!"
"That" "That"... "That's me!"
"High"... "High and"... "Mighty trilogy"
("Back with the... funky... beats...")
[Verse 1: Mr. Eon]
Packing this third eye, pursue a Cyclops
They trade in they high tops for nice sized white rocks (Excuse me)
Words in my right, that pass my left ear
Your style is ass-out like the Bulls are next year (You're GONE)
Fear this veneer, you get stung like virgins
Who that cat splurging instead of rehearsing?
Tough guys, degentrify your high rise
Looking more like Ronald than them fucking Fry Guys
Go on ptown fucking señoritas
In Taco Bell screaming, "¡Viva gorditas!"
Bring all your dogs – I'll give 'em rabies
They never had a chance, like my two aborted babies (WAAAH!)
Got Pope John Paul the 2nd, praying to Satan
Have your vegan girlfriend cooking up bacon
On barbituates with that shit that you hit
Smoke my spliffs with ya, cause spina bifida
[Verse 2: Eminem]
My nine is lifting ya six feet when I spray rounds
Hit you with twelve shots in mid-air and four more on the way down
As eight strays graze through a kid's hair on the playground
You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!)
No pun intended
Just hop out of your whip, and leave it unattended
Before I whip out this gun and end it
Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute
‘Cause I can leave your Infinit' full of those, even if someone's in it
Snatch the airbag, hit the corner, and park it
Corner the market, I got her tied up in a chair and gagged
Bitches get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged
Like cavewomen, while I'm gravediggin' with Marilyn Mans'
[Hook: Mr. Eon & Eminem]
If you got a bowl of hash, better cash it
Got a satchel? Flash it, I'ma take your last hit
And if you spittin' wack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast, I'ma detach it
So if you got a bowl of hash, better cash it
Got a satchel? Flash it, I'ma take your last hit
I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid
Threw my baby's mother in the hatchback and latched it
[Verse 3: Mr. Eon]
Yo, yo... "Eon's wack now" – how you think that?
Couldn't get on my record if you were shrink wrap ("Can I get a rhyme?")
Desecrate a crate with these rhymes I be toting
Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem
I got stupid mucus from these loose lips
My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak
To the point that you stand up on your feet, best retreat
Let's go back in time and steal my whole steez
The Quickening, did a bris at the christening
I'm exercising, doing liftings and twistings
Instinct's the nicest, I keep telling you
What the fuck this guy on the corner been selling you?
[Verse 4: Eminem]
(Here – buy this)
I'm e-mailing you at the wrong website and misspelling you
Prank you and put the fear of hell in you
Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse in a purse
Disperse like I added too many words in a verse
Slim Shady, a perverted version of birth
Driving off, leaving a murdered virgin at church
The first person who searching the Earth
For the motherfucker that pulled the plug when they
Should have alerted the surgeon first (Kill his ass)
Get thrown curves, and hit with your own words
Leave me alone, bitch! I get on my own nerves!
And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up
I'm taking off both shoes and sticking each middle toe up
(Fuck y'all!!!!)
[Hook: Mr. Eon & Eminem]
If you got a bowl of hash, better cash it
Got a satchel? Flash it, I'ma take your last hit
And if you spittin' wack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast, I'ma detach it
So if you got a bowl of hash, better cash it
Got a satchel? Flash it, I'ma take your last hit
I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid
Threw my baby's mother in the hatchback and latched it
[Outro: Eminem & Mr. Eon]
Any disease out there, I'm willing to catch it
Slim Shady
All praises to The High & Mighty
Slim Shady, naughty rotten rhymer
Mr. Eon, illest rhyme dropper
"Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer"
Mr. Eon, illest rhyme dropper
Slim Shady, N....nau..naughty...ro..ro..rotten rhyme....rhyme..rhy..rhymer
Mr. Eon, Illest rhyme drop...drop..drop..dro..dro..rhyme dropper
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