Lady Shoes

There's a girl playing her piano

There's a little girl playing her big piano

While her mother gives her an enema

While her mother

While her mother gives her an enema

While her mother

And then the daddy comes in

And jacks off on the piano

And jacks off on the piano

And jacks off on the piano

And jacks off on the piano

Meanwhile at the maternity ward

Nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer

Fucks the whole place up and kills all the babies

Destroys the monitoring system

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Called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"

She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"

She called the doctor, said, "Look what I've done"

Doctor comes in

Pops a boner and jacks off in her cap

And then the motel manager comes by

Takes a little shit in his hand

Then he takes a shit in his hand

Then he takes a little shit in his hand

And then he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick

He puts it on like lipstick, lipstick