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A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology
Alpha Kappa Fall Off a Balcony

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Alpha Kappa Fall Off a Balcony

Release date: 30th July 2007

From A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology

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About This Track

"Alpha Kappa Fall Off a Balcony" is a track by The Menzingers, from the album A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology, released 30th July 2007. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 3 articles about The Menzingers.

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The Menzingers

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Lyrics

Alpha Kappa Fall Off a Balcony

[Chorus]

I saw you lying on the ocean

With your battleship next to me

I'm not falling for your confusion

Hateful staring back at me

[Verse 1]

It's a WMD broken foreign policy

Call out my number 192 and we'll see

Is that how I die, from an RPG?

From a man who could have been my friend

If we had just wait to see

Die for an administration full of shit

Pull the trigger and kill, for a god who doesn't exist

And I'll supply, there's gotta be something else

[Chorus]

I saw you lying on the ocean

With your battleship next to me

I'm not falling for your confusion

Hateful staring back at me

[Verse 2]

Don't back down, it's time to play your role

It's a feat, your gun don't have a soul

Yes my father tell that there's something else

Don't back down, it's time to play your role

It's a feat, your gun don't have a soul

You can't live forever, there's gotta be something else

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Sins of the father, sins of the son

The free world is dying, the liars have won

Sins of the father, sins of the son

The free world is dying, the liars have won

Sins of the father, sins of the son

The free world is dying, the liars have won

Sins of the father, sins of the son

The free world is dying, the liars have won

[Outro]

Don't you raise your voice to me

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Track details

From A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology

2007

Album

A Lesson in the Abuse of Information Technology

Release year

2007

1Alpha Kaa Fall Off a Balcony
2:15
2Sir Yes Sir
3:23
3A Lesson In the Abuse of Information Technology
2:36
4Ave Maria
2:56
5Coal City Blues
2:38
6Keychain
3:28
7Even for an Eggshell
3:40
8Richard Corry
2:16
9Straight to Hell
4:36
10Victory Gin
2:59
11Cold Weather Gear
1:31
12Clap Hands Two Guns
2:34
13No Ticket
2:32
—Alpha Kappa Fall Off a Balcony
—Richard Coury

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Credits

Writer: Tom May
Producer: Jesse Cannon
Credited: Jesse Cannon, Tom May