[Verse 1: ST£FAN & Dru]
Wake up in the morning feelin' like Winehouse (Hey, what up, girl?)
Grab my Breezer, I'm out the door, I'm gonna be really loud (Let's go)
'Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah, I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner
[Pre-Chorus: ST£FAN]
I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed, so I put back all of my clothes ba— Uh, back on
Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, -ly
Tryna get a peek at some titties
[Chorus: ST£FAN]
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 'cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss a nut, 'cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
[Verse 2: ST£FAN & Dru]
I stay out 'til 11 when my curfew is 10
(Goodnight, sweetie, sleep well)
Shut up, Mum, I'm on MSN!
Now the girls are lining up, because we're pussy sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin
[Pre-Chorus: ST£FAN & Dru]
Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, -gret
Menthol cigarette, -rette
Butt plugs in his pet!
Woah, woah, woah...
Text sex on my Samsung
Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm- I- I'm quite well hung)
[Chorus: ST£FAN]
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 'cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss a nut, 'cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
[Bridge: Dru & ST£FAN]
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go "Pow!"
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk
But he never comes back
And seventeen years later, you find out he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch
And he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!
Shut the fuck up!
I'm sorry...
[Chorus: ST£FAN]
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt, 'cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss a nut, 'cause it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
[Outro: ST£FAN]
(Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
"Just Dance!" (Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
"Bad Romance!" (Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
Now let's copy "Poker Face", like
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
Woah, woah-oh-oh (Woo!)
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